You've just recieved a scary email...

Okay, here's an amusing little game I've just made.

First off, I just checked my hotmail account, and found I had a new email. Yay!

The new email was entitle, 'FW: scary'
And after scrolling down the large list of people this email had been sent from (don't you just hate that with chain emails?), I found the scary story.



WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SUMTHIN BAD
WILL HAPPEN ..... MY NAME IS SUMMER...I AM 15 YEARS OLD WITH
bloNDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF
U DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15PPL IN THE NE T 5 MIN., I WILL APPEAR
TONIGHT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU. THIS IS NO JOKE
SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT 10: . SOMEONE WILL CALL
U OR TALK TO U


My intial idea was to respond, 'Wow... scary eyes...' but a better idea came to mind...


I hit 'reply all' and sent:

'Wow! She sounds hot! And a blonde!
I'm up for some heavy duty necrophilia tonight...'


Anyways, here's where the game comes in.

You all have to post up how you would have replied to that post.
After a little while (lets say, a week?), I shall chose the three funniest ones to be the winners .

You're prize is... well, there is no prize. But hey, who cares? This is for fun.


Okay - post up your replies now!

Holy s**t, I better send it to all the ppl I know.....

and that's my response but I don't believe in chain mail just so you know.

"Not if I kill you first. Er, kill you again, since you're already dead.. Hey, wait! How do you know I'M not dead? Huh? Maybe I'll hunt YOU down tonight! So there!"

Something like that.

*ignores and deletes*

Wow, your dead too? how did you die?

"What if I don't have a bed? Then what? Well, you're a blonde...with no nose or eyes. I better get my camera. Wait, if you don't have a nose, how could you type? With your fingers? Pshaw, get to stepping, b*tch. I said get to stepping.

Wait, what kind of knife...? Can we eat that?"

Seriously, thats what I thought in my mind...yeah, well not exactly, but okay. Damn Summer...all she wanted was to be a hero...

You know what do I do to chain letters?
Destory them! burn them! And enjoy the sight those pathetic defiling mails burning in the recycle bin, feels so good!

"Wait... so if I don't read the e-mail, something bad will happen, and if I don't send it, I will die? Why would it matter if the bad thing happened, then? Because, well, if I don't read through it all, I wouldn't send it, right? So you would kill me... but then what else could happen to me if I'm dead? Or do I resurrect and THEN something bad happens to me? Please clarify, preferably within the next five minutes so I can know what will happen if I don't send this e-mail before the required time is up for me. Is five minutes enough time? You should extend the time in my case, since I have a legit question and it usually takes awhile to read the replies. Thank you."

"Hey, she sounds like my sister...the one who stole my boyfriend so I killed her then she rose from the dead and stole my boyfriend again so I did what WASP said and I thought she was gone forever! Linda...DEREK'S MY BOYFRIEND, NOT YOURS! AND YOU'RE DEAD ANYWAY! WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE? WHAT SORT OF PLEASURE DO YOU GET FROM SLEEPING WITH YOUR SISTER'S BF AFTER YOU'RE DEAD!

Hmm, maybe I'll kill myself and sleep with her ex-boyfriend and find out..."

"Come get a taste. B*tch."
::pumps shotgun::

Dear Summer:

Uhm, sorry. There is no possible way you can be dead because, hello. You're sitting at a computer, typing this incredibly lame, waste-of-gigabytes email message.

Just in case you weren't aware, the decaying look is so 1999.

And for Heaven's sake. Quit trying to be so emo. It makes you look like the desperate-for-attention, squeamish teenybopper that you are. Please go do something productive, like learning to spell properly.

Kaythx.

Sincerely,
Lyndsey

lol, I like shriek's the best so far.

Yep. The mind of a womans witt can outsmart even the wickedest of creatures

*see's 'FW:' in the subject line and deletes*

"Hi Summer!!!
You sound like such a nice person!!! I just know we're going to be great e-mail friends!!! Ohhhh! No nose or ears! *sigh* I wish I had features like that. You're the same age as me! Can't wait til I'm 16 and can drive ....
... Oh ....
... By the way, I know who you are, where you live and what your dog looks like. If you do not give me all the money in every bank account you can access in the next five minutes, I will come to you at midnight and murder your dog."

That's what I'd do.