Worst Poem

Ok so my creative writing teacher gave us an assignment to write the worst poem we could. Start off by taking a cheesy pickup line and just continue with random phrases. Why? Because it's fun! You can check out mine in my portfolio titled "It's Freezing in Here"


Ready...Set...GO!

I love myself!
I think I'm grand!
When I'm alone,
I hold my hand!
I wrap my arms,
about my waist!
If I get fresh,
I slap my face!

! !

I was talking to a lizard
Who smelled like poop.
I said, "Go to hell!"
And he did
But then I fell
in love with it
And we died at 93.
I am Fit.

I think it must take a lot of effort to write a really bad poem, the same way it takes a lot of effort to write really bad fiction. I tried writing a mills and boons book once, but i couldn't get it cheesy enough.

And I've never been able to write a poem worse than 'The Tay Bridge of Tay Disaster' by William Topaz McGonagall. It's too awful to beat.

Rabbit hat
Rabbit fat
I'll take
Sum'o that

....

o.O Does that even make sense???

No, but hey!

1
You are my lovey guppy,
Come here and eat my puppy.
They call it puppy love,
I like my new glove.

2
Once upon a time,
A man sucked a lime.
He got very bored
And fell on a board.

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Bad enough

One day I walked into a wall
I started to feel rather small
My nose (the one on my face)
Broke all over the place.
Ouch.

One day I decided
to write a poem
and this is what
I came up with.

I sat
on A mat
bY a cat
who was faT
and looked
a little bit
like
a bat.

Lol! This is fun!

~SishBee~
x

One day I ate my boot,
The next day I ate my suit.
The third day I realized, I'm not cute.


-Rick

I love these! keep them up!