This is very short, but I got bored and wrote this. VERY bored... I doubt I will carry on... thanks for reading!
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The land of Nod may seem like a wonderful place to be. This parallel universe may be jammed full of glorious ladybird milking plants, and diamond toilet seats, but really, a deadly menace was at work. The pigeon was rising, and in fact, they had become so vain that they had named their world from their favourite past time. The Nod. Did you know that it is impossible for a pigeon to walk without nodding its head? Yes! That’s right!
The lord of the pigeons, sir Farliwart was. The Legends say that he was capable of killing nineteen... jokes in a minute, but quite frankly, the Legends were a load of idiots. Yep, they were a bunch of twits that believed in superheroes; namely Milkman and his archenemy, Postman. It is said, that these two once battled it out, with Postman dedicating his life to those who fought and died during the 2007 postal strike. May Farliwart bless those men. And so came to be, that the lord of the Legends named Paperboy, in honour of Postman. Of course, the church of Milkman grew also, and it was their prize possession, the Milk-mobile that still lives today.
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