PIGEONS!

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Sometimes ....

I kill pigeonsthere I said it! I admit it! I do sometimes kill pigeons, but only for survival purposes!
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*backs away slowly* ok then ohhewwo...hehe...i'll be going now...*turns around and runs*
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You evil person! *points finger to you* EVIL!!!

You are sick, man, very sick... And why did you mention that?!




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because ........ he just did .... random out burst of crazy talk ..... dont mind him he be crazy




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Yeah, it runs in my family.

We run a gourmet road kill restaraunt.
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as well as a squirril cooker (electrifying squirril bird feeder)

dont you stil have that?




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Have you heard the song "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" ? Here's part of it:

"Every Sunday you'll see
my sweetheart and me
as we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming
The birdies all try and hide
But still go for peanuts
When coated with cyanide.

The sun's shining bright!
Everything seems all right
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park"

MWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Wait...can I eat that?

Ah, how could you? Pigeons are a major part of the human life cycle!

Does killing pigeons really fulfill you? Does it fill that hole in your heart? HUH? HUH?! Thats right, didn't think so. Try crows instead, much funner.

But seriously, can I eat them?
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.




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:shock:

You killed my cousin, didn't you?!

*flies away in panic*
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Heehee! You're bad. But it's ok cause lots of people kill pigeons. I think...... :?

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You kill pidgeons? So what?

I kill babies.

Only for survival purposes of course. That, plus they taste like chicken.
And I like chicken.



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Once ive EATEN a pigeon FOR REAL! Nothing special. Worse than chicken. It has loads a bones and very little meat
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Oh.

Any particular reason why you ate a pigeon?
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... that's what I was wondering. Because that's pretty nasty Arvy. I'm sorry you ate it... sounds gross. *shudder*
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Pigeons always run away when I go near them, just like most people do when I meet them... hmm... I wonder why...

Just wondering, but do Dargquon Ql'deleodna and ohhewwo know each other?



When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
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