title-'the surprise'

if i gave you the title 'the surprise' and everyone makes up storyline how many different ones can we come up with?

Hmm. I suppose we list one plot line each? Okay... A story about a woman planning on telling her husband that she's pregnant.

OK... *cliche alert*

But the baby is not her husband's...

It's her father's.

Incest!

I'm not sure the plot lines are meant to be linked? XD


And her father is also her brother. XD

But it's just so much more fun!

And her husband is also her other son.

Something tells me the incestuous themes may have to stop...

But it wasn't really her father's son, because the baby was immaculatly concieved by the devil.

Okay, I think that's enough surprises for one plot line and what a strange story that would be!

The Surprise is a story about a child who is going to meet his birth mother for the first time.

But on the way, the child gets abducted by aliens...

And the aliens are his mother. All of them.

So the child decides to put himself up for adoption again and this time gets adopted by a family of Martians...

Who actually turn out to be fugitives from one of Saturn's rings...

But teeny-weeny Saturn-particles are lodged in their blood stream, and blow the family up, taking the child with them.

Mwahahahaha


The Surprise is a story about a guinea-pig who lives with a family...

...of man-eating Venusian Dingos disguised as a normal human family living in the Scottish Highlands.

But they get discovered on their family vacation to...