Oh...bugger!

*bursts the door open. an army of topless, blond, guards in two rows march inside the round hall. as they enter, they divide and encircle the entire room. The whispers of many members rises from the crowd, as the guards stop and take their positions.*

"Hail, like-minded friends! My pilgrimage to the outside world has ended! I bear gifts! Skittles! Fast-food! B-rated movies and most importantly, eastern europian movies!"

....wait.

Infact...yeah, good point. I'll just keep this short. I have a splitting headache, and I'm out of cheap candybars.

Since there's a truckload of new members, I feel obligated to re-introduce myself. *bows slightly* G'day, aspiring writers, aritsts, freaks, angels, demons, elves and fairies. I am Zion, otherwise known as Arvandor, or Arvy.

(God...I feel so old, I might as well start plucking out gray strands of hair from my head. Thankfully, I'm blond, so nevermind that)

I'm 22 years old, I'm from Macedonia, love comics, fantasy, sci-fi, debating. Enjoy indulging in mindless, utterly pointless conversations that gravitate towards randomness, enjoy the company of genuinely cool people and....that's just about it.

If you have any questions, or in the mood for pestering, feel free to do so. Pest away Just give me a good reason to respond to the said pestering.

It's good to be back home. ^^

Hey Arvy welcome back. Long time no see. So what ya been up too? Alot has changed on YWS if ya've not noticed lmao. :p

Arvy! Where the heck have you been? Geez, man!

Good to see another old face returning, though.

(also... Arvy. Arvy Arvy. *shakes fist* You know better than to say that last item in your list here. And... oh dear. Is that a gray hair? *gasp* )

Now, would these be male or female guards? Cos i'm thinking the whole story would be a lot better if they were male, preferably with blue eyes and ripped like this.

I'm gonna have that dudes babies

Anyway, yay for the blondes! We rule.

And don't worry, you're not old, you're like the perfect age. Old enough to buy anything, but not old enough to be worrying about wrinkles. Sigh. I wish i was 22.

*hugs all around*

Meshy, may God, or whatever diety you pray to, help you, if you're planning to go where I've been. lol

@Kadie. male, DUH! Yeah, something pretty much amongst those lines. Oh, almost forgot. Each and one of them sports a polearm. (yay for 300! the most homoeroticised warrior movie in the Known Universe!)

meh...it's rather simple really. College pretty much consumed every fiber of my being. :/

Welcome back!

Whoa, that's one nice picture.

Anyways, we have not met but you seem really cool. It's a shame that college stopped you from being active around here. What do you study?

All the best for your writing and what not.

Alainna
xxx

@Ad Internet and cellphone technologies. I wanted to study interior design, or psychology, or public realtions but noooooooo. It was the wave of the future they said. Gonna make me rich they said.

Bullock, that's what I said, to them.

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lmao!

That's one gross picture.

Fast food? Good.

Skittles? Good.

B-rated movies? What's one of them when they're at home?

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lmao!

XD You'd better go through all of them and see what you've missed! In any case, I am part of the truckload of new members that has joined in your absence, so hi! Welcome back!

see you around,
-Amelia

Arvy! Where did you go?