Anyone got a good joke.

We are at a murder scene.
There are 3 suspects.
the suspects can only say these things.
1.MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
2.Forks and Knives,Forks and Knives.
3.Plug it in Plug it in.

The detective ask the first suspect.
"Who killed him?"
suspects response"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
detective ask the the second suspect
"What did he kill him with"
suspect response"Forks and Knives,Forks and Knives."
The detective ask the third suspect.
"Do u want him to go to the electric chair?"
suspects response"Plug it in,Plug it in"

I've heard various versions of that joke, but I like the Plug it in, Plug it in part. Heehee. There was a thread like this once, but it died.

Anyway, here's a couple:

Three guys named Manners, Poop, and I don't know are driving along when they are pulled over for speeding.

Police: What's your name?
I Don't Know: I Don't know.
Police: What's your name?
IDK: I Don't Know
Police: I said, what's your name?
IDK: I Don't Know
Police: Where's your manners?
IDK: In the backseat with Poop.

And here's a Heaven and Hell joke.

A Senator dies and went up to Heaven. St. Peter said "Well, you're a pretty unusual case. We don't get much of your type up here. So we'll let you choose between Heaven and Hell."

The Senator said "I want to go to Heaven."

"No, no."St. Peter said. "First, we'll let you spend 24 hours in each place. You're going to Hell first."

So he went down, down, down, in the elevator. It opened up to a nice country club. Satan and a bunch of his old rich politician buddies were there. They enjoyed some golf, some lobster, reminisced about the good old days when they exploited people...Before he knew it, the 24 hours were up.

So he went back up, up, up, and hung out in Heaven for 24 hours playing harps and stuff like that.

Now it's decision time. He says "Well, Heaven was great and all, but I think I like Hell better."

So he goes down, down, down, and when it opens, he finds a barren wasteland and his friends looking miserable.

"What happened to the country club and the golf course and the lobster?"

Satan said "Last time we were trying to get you to choose us. This time, you elected us."

Those are funny

Oh man... I heard the most cruel, barbaric, evil, joke EVER.

(i'm going to let 2 people guess before I give out the answer)

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

a trumpet.

Nope.

erm...

ooooh i aint heard of the joke.. tell tell!

EDIT: This joke was a little too gruesome and wrong so I deleted it.

Man, that is sick and twisted....but it is funny

i think i'm gonna edit it, it's a bit too gruesome and i don't think many people find it funny

Pm the joke!

Yeah, could you please PM it to me too? After all, I am sick and gruesome too...

Yeah I'm okay with gruesome stuff. Unless it has anything to do with the Faceless Man. PM it to me too! Please?

And just because Heaven and Hell are so cool, here's another one.

A guy was on vacation in Florida and his wife was coming the next day. He emailed her to let her know he had arrived safely, but he mis-typed one letter in the address, sending it to an elderly preacher's wife who's husband had died the day before. Her family heard her scream and went up to see what was wrong. They saw this email:

My dearest wife,

Just wanted to let you know I got here okay. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your eternally loving husband

PS: Sure is hot down here!

Wow, I just noticed that I have already made a thread about jokes...

PM ME THE JOKE ANIAR! please? I like grousome pm it peezz