I hereby designate
Crysi:
Pat Buchanan's Mistress
Sam:
Bartemius' Debate Partner
Suzanne:
Playwright Extraordinaire
Mesh:
Duchess of Amazing Hair
Wiggy:
Barty's Babysitter
Dono:
Head of Security for Bartemius
Jack:
Earl of Photowhoredom
Snoink:
Empress of Editing
*touches sceptor to both shoulders of all title recipients*
You may kiss the royal hand.
ARI HATH SPOKEN.
[Ari is also taking requests, so post here if you would like a title from the YWS Princess and Prom Queen, to be revealed on the actual anniversary of the arrival of my royal person.
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