Neither of these seem very prone to a horror story. And give us more details: what do you mean by survivor. Finally, this is a writer's site, you try to use good grammar!
If you update this, I'll do the poll.
"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A felon!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yah! This kid at school says they get all the girls!"
"I should try that..."
