The Best Way to Thieve

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If you haven't read me before, this may sound weird. If you have read me before, this will still sound weird, but you'll expect it. I like the way this reads--it's just my style, but if you don't like it feel free to say so. Lastly a disclaimer: I don't support or endorse any illegal action.

The Best Way to Thieve

Before a person launches into an illegal operation, it is advisable to consider such specifics as the payoff from the aforementioned crime, the resources he or she will consume pursuing the dishonest gain, the equipment that a body will need to procure to carry out the evil intent, and the chances that something could go wrong with one’s scheme—its risk factor. Organized crime is much preferable to a random crime (a random crime is one in which the victim could alter without dramatically changing the outcome) when examined by these criteria. The organized crime will bring in more valuables with a smaller chance of danger to the thief, but only at the expenditure of many more resources than that of a random crime. However, the losses in resources are easily made up for by the influx of funds after the crime.

The first thing a would-be criminal should carefully consider is the net gain of his or her sinful deed. Of course they will, naturally, desire the greatest gain for the least disbursement of their resources, and the least risk to themselves. To this effect it is advisable that one compile a chart analyzing the differential between the aforementioned qualities of business. When such a chart is completed, it will reflect the reasoning of this article; an organized crime can potentially have an inestimable profits. Even if one has need to make use of some expensive service, such as precision alarm deactivation, it is still quite possible to end with more returns than if one mugged someone off the streets alone. Random crime does not give a soul the chance at such incredible earnings, but neither does it hinder him or her by necessitating the presence of expensive expenditures. Organized crime presents the opportunity to come away with quite a hefty sum, if one is willing to pay for quality workmanship.

Second on the pre-larceny checklist is what resources one will need to plan on losing should he or she undertake this malicious scheme. How much time and energy will be invested in this underhanded doing? Organized crime will, admittedly, require a large amount of organization. One should plan on spending substantial portions of time on the immoral project, as well as thinking through incredibly problematical situations. Random crime will neither demand as much time nor energy from a body as will organizing a crime. One will be impeded by only minimal forethought if opting to commit a random crime. Ultimately, one should be prepared to exhaust oneself in preparation for an organized travesty.

A person will also be obligated to make use of some sort of equipment in his or her fell deed. Whether it be a bat that was snatched as one left the abode, or night vision goggles custom ordered through a prominent German family, one will need some inanimate accomplice. The organized crime presents the most specialized of equipment for acquisition. A thief could be called on to provide fiber optic lenses to three men for his or her wicked design, whereas such specific subjects will not delay a body, if he or she chooses to enact a random crime. One might only be obliged to obtain such a base instrument as a cudgel to accomplish a random crime. The physical possibilities of what an organized crime might entail are as endless as the simplicity is basic of the items one would involve in a random crime.

Finally, a wrongdoer must ponder the occasion for success, failure, and some unexpected twist to occur in the course of his or her contemptible act. An organized crime is, by definition, predictable. If a thief has neglected to carefully plan all aspects of the offense, he or she has been irresponsible in his or her organized crime duty. Thus, organized crime should present minimal prospect for an unanticipated happening, and one should have relative confidence of success. One takes very few chances in a proper organized crime; however, it is impossible to predict every scenario in a random crime. The crime itself is defined as having variables. A soul should take precautions when venturing into a random crime. Pick up the bludgeon and the cudgel, but not go unprepared for the unexpected. A person needs to be vigilant if he or she is to perpetrate a random crime, so as to allow the most time to maneuver if caught in an unfavorable situation. It would be folly to attempt to catalog every chance happening that could arise in a random crime, but as the probability of unforeseen peril rises, the likelihood of success decreases. Organized crime should offer the best odds of success, and the least opening for accident, if arranged correctly.

When so juxtaposed the two categories of transgressions favor the organized crime. One executing an organized crime will, on the whole, be more likely to succeed without being caught, and end with more gain than one acting out a random crime. The opportunity for some mishap to transpire makes a random crime generally less advisable than its more distinguished bedfellow. Of course, an honest living beats out all sinful competition.
Better to fail than to have never tried
--Blue



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