Hobbit: Ruby Brockhouse of Loamsdown
Pirate: Pirate Darby the Bitter
(My mom's is Cap'n Eve Saggingsails 
)
Gangsta *tries not to laugh*: Straight Mule Robba
Vampire: The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Marchioness of The Far East
Known in some parts of the world as:
Cerridwen of The Hungry
The Great Archives Record:
One of the poor who howl at the door of the Rosary and the garlic strung cross. (Huh??)
Jedi: WEALY BAST, of the planet Zyrtec! (Ooh! I think I know how this one gets the names! *feels smart*)
Hillbilly:
Leanne Lou Houston
There's also the Nerd Name Generator. My nerd name is Griselda, the Forth Genius.
