I attempted to decipher kitty15's smily message:
1. Satan has broken loose from underground. 2. Oh no! 3. *sound of people screaming and babies crying* 4. Oh rats, now we're all gonna die! 5. Satan devours the Empire State building 6. A sunburned Robin Hoods whips him and saves the day! 7. The twonsfolk don't know what to believe...they roll their eyes. They had hoped for something far more dramatic. ^^
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Anyways, here's mine:
There was a mean little boy running around nabbing chickens with his colander on a stick. This made a Green Peace fellow very mad. So the Green Peace Guy reached under the seat of his car, and pulled out his dry erase board and protested. Well one thing led to another and Green Peace Guy got into a shoot-out with the little boy who turned out to be Rambo- hence the headband. Well Rambo shot the Green Peace guy, who was incidentally armed with a laser gun, making him jump up and down. *OW!* Seeing this, Rambo did the "Happy Elephant Dance" and waved goodbye as the Green Peace guy was taken away in a wheelchair.
Here's my story. Not quite sure if I got the order right, but we'll see.