It's Hot In Topeka

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Your mother eats gym shorts.

(The obligatory remark for when someone is confused but someone else is entirely secure in their insanity.)
'Merikuh!




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I like chocolate milk.
Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes... Then who cares? You're a mile away and you've got their shoes.




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You got something- no, you didn't get it- you got it. XD
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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it's all gun be k




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Got it, get it, good
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

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