Young Writers Society

Perra wrote:Dragons pwn. Because, they're dragons. Yay Horace!

Plus, I think Barty is having some identity issues. He's a monkey? Well, he certainly looks like an ape......But there's probably a surgery for that. Horace doesn't need a surgery, meaning he's less expensive and therefore better.

Pwn is not a really word. Therefore, dragons do some verb/action thingy (we hope) that is not real. Which brings up the question: WHO FRIGGIN' CARES????

Thus, monkeys are better.

EDIT: This is us singing a song for the monkeys (us being Grif, me, and Sgt. Salt). So ha!

No, dragons are so amazing that they make words like 'pwn' actual words. Ever wonder how 'D'oh' and 'Trekkie' got into the Oxford Dictionary? Dragons were behind it. And because dragons support such words as pwn, all 1337s must support teh dragons!


There are iconic pictures of dragons. Can you think of an iconic picture of a monkey? I can't.

Dragons win.

Monkeys fling poo. ("I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Centre!" *sign language* "Well of course we're going to throw poo at him!")

Dragons exude an aura of awe and magnificance. Monkeys scratch under their arms.

Really, there's no question about it. ^.^

ئ twit ئ wrote:Monkeys fling poo. ("I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Centre!" *sign language* "Well of course we're going to throw poo at him!")

Dragons exude an aura of awe and magnificance. Monkeys scratch under their arms.

Really, there's no question about it. ^.^

You nominated me for "Most like a monkey"! TT_TT

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Sumi H. Inkblot wrote:

ئ twit ئ wrote:Monkeys fling poo. ("I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Centre!" *sign language* "Well of course we're going to throw poo at him!")

Dragons exude an aura of awe and magnificance. Monkeys scratch under their arms.

Really, there's no question about it. ^.^

You nominated me for "Most like a monkey"! TT_TT

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Jealousy spurned her on, doubtless. ^_^

Well, if there had been a "Most Like A Pig", it would have to have been Snoink. No 'ffence, Snoinkster?

ئ twit ئ wrote:Well, if there had been a "Most Like A Pig", it would have to have been Snoink. No 'ffence, Snoinkster?

You mean SnOINKster.

Monkeys can sell digital TV.

Can dragons? I think not.

Snoink wrote:

Sumi H. Inkblot wrote:

ئ twit ئ wrote:Monkeys fling poo. ("I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Centre!" *sign language* "Well of course we're going to throw poo at him!")

Dragons exude an aura of awe and magnificance. Monkeys scratch under their arms.

Really, there's no question about it. ^.^

You nominated me for "Most like a monkey"! TT_TT

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Jealousy spurned her on, doubtless. ^_^

Indubitably.

Jealousy? Not what I would have called it, but if it makes you happy to believe that, I shall not quash your dreams. Dragons are generous in victory.

Sureal wrote:Monkeys can sell digital TV.

Can dragons? I think not.

Evidently, monkeys cannot sell digital TV, as that particular digital service went bankrupt. Do dragons go bankrupt? *thinks of Dungeons and Dragons, LOTR, Harry Potter...*

I think not.

ئ twit ئ wrote:Jealousy? Not what I would have called it, but if it makes you happy to believe that, I shall not quash your dreams. Dragons are generous in victory.

And that's why they eat people when people bother them. Very nice, indeed.
Have a breath mint.

There, you see. Monkeys are gullible and believe foolish rumours.

ئ twit ئ wrote:There, you see. Monkeys are gullible and believe foolish rumours.

We prefer to call it an endearing quality.

For the Most Gullible Award, I nominate each and every monkey. And is that endearing or enduring? ^.^