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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, onions loved making
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, the onions loved making chocolate covered
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, the onions loved making chocolate covered bananas
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, the onions loved making chocolate covered bananas with
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, the onions loved making chocolate covered bananas with pudding
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, the onions loved making chocolate covered bananas with pudding filling
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, the onions loved making chocolate covered bananas with pudding filling stomach :P
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, the onions loved making chocolate covered bananas with pudding filling stomach that
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, the onions loved making chocolate covered bananas with pudding filling stomach that seemed
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing swine flu...

However, the onions loved making chocolate covered bananas with pudding filling stomach that seemed awfully
You're more than wonderful
More than amazing
The irreplaceable
Love of my life
You're so incredible
In these arms tonight
The irreplaceable
Love of my life

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