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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from...
"She walks in Beauty, like the night,Of cloudless limes and starry skies;And all that's best of dark and bright, Meet in her aspect and her eyes:Thus mellowed to that tender light, Which Heaven to gaudy day denies." -George Gordon Lord Byron




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon.


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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking..




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously...
"She walks in Beauty, like the night,Of cloudless limes and starry skies;And all that's best of dark and bright, Meet in her aspect and her eyes:Thus mellowed to that tender light, Which Heaven to gaudy day denies." -George Gordon Lord Byron




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and...
Purple light in the canyon
that is where I long to be
With my three good companions
just my rifle, pony and me

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing...
'Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.' - Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing a unimanipegamal
"All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world. "

"No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece...
'Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.' - Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of...
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe...
I am a traveler coming to a crossroads
Searching for a signpost
But realizing there isn't one.

I am baby bird in the nest
Eager to taste the freedom of the skies
But afraid to jump




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many...
Hermione, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! 20 points from Gryffindor. You know, for the brightest witch of your age you can sure be a dumba** sometimes. *smiles* 10 points to Dumbledore!

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas...
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot bullets killing ellipses that needed heads to reproduce spawn that ate storks. So Billy's hands grasped the tentacle and yanked dramatically on the undead pizza pie that was poisonous to ants on speed and steroids that blew up dramatically. However monkey jumped into the molten lava instead of owning quarries, henceforth Nightwish devastated Frodo Baggins who cried: "Nih!" before ending Saruman's reign over pudding castles that kept gorillas. Yet they had rings that smelled yummy but yucky, like chocolate flavored gum.

Meanwhile Harry battled the Voldy-Mort. With oodles of strange gooey liquid hanging out his nose. He picked a large pear from a large tree to throw at Voldy-Mort, when came a dark monkey from the Black Lagoon walking nervously and tossing an unimanipegamal piece of pipe that intrigued many llamas causing...
"The moral of this story, is that if I cause a stranger to choke to death for my amusement, what do you think I’ll do to you if you don’t tell me who ordered you to kill Colosimo?“

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Dulcinea: 2,500/50,000



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