Calvinball!!!

Woo-hoo! (I've never played with so many people, Sumi, wonder what it'll be like...)

I throw the ball squarely in Sumi Elby's face! Oogy-boogy gazillion points to meeee!

Aet: Oogy-boogy gazillion.

Sumi: A rotting egg.

Ah, but it was the Ball of Negative Karma!

All your points disappear into an abyss of soppy liquid that smells like apricots! And I take the ball, heading for the wickets --

Sumi: *Has miraculously changed the Ball of Negative Karma to the Ball of Positive Karma*

Aet: Has a bunch of apricot monsters following him around!

((Calvin & Hobbes fans, feel free to join in... ))

Ah, but the ball explodes, as a result of too much strain put on it when you transformed it to the Ball of Positive Karma! While you nurse your wounds, I grab the Ball of Ub3r-1337n355, and dunk it in the Pool of Rubber Duckies and Cornstarch, Biodegradable, Packaging Pellets! (remember the pool, Sumi?) 4052983475039458760139713875 points to me! I also eat the Apricot Monsters and get a jumbo bag of guess what!

Aet: One jumbo bag of black Doritos! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa...

Sumi-chan: Is very scratched up.

Awesome Calvinbal!!!!!!!

Wesley is sweeping the game by just sitting here with a million points

Aet is sloshing the apricots to death

Baroness Ink trips over a wicket and eaarns negative threee google bucks

But the Black Doritos end up being black ODDLY-SHAPED FRITOS! You fall off a cliff that appears out of nowhere and the

Ouch, Aet. Y'want a bandaid? I stand up, grab the Ball of Ub3r-1337n355 and send it flying across the playing field until it knocks the Bamboo Pole of Everything Shiny! A bunch of duck-billed platypode start to follow me around and being bodyguards. Wesley finds a big thesaurus and starts singing "Wicked" music!

Sumi: A gajillion platypode! BEAT THAT!

Aet: a bandaid

Wesley: Defying Gravity

I eat a BLACK DORITO! I gain Ultimate Immunity +89 and nothing can affect me for as many rounds as I like, until it gets boring!

Aet: ULTIMATE-ness!

Sumi: Is even more scratched up now that she tripped.

Wesley: All his points were given to Aet, when Aet ate the Black Dorito.

I got the Black Dorito, btw, from my secret stash on the cliff.

Ah yes, and your platypode weren't loyal! They go off to hunt bimbleblots! Whatever those are.

Ahhhaa but I eat the ultimatte waffle and get the super bouncing gigabals. I pick up the ball sweeping through the platpodes using my anti gravity powers for a hole in one which is a portal to the green feild of brightly colored trees and rubber play toys. Because Aet ate the Black Dorito of doom she is sucked into a black hole. Sumi finds the golden omlet and is rewarded with agoozilliantionathoucentmegatizillion wabble wobbling polywogs = eleventyone giggle bucks.

Wesley: Ultimate Waffle
Sumi:omlet and wabble wobbling polywogs
Aet: imuned in a black hole

"Because Aet ate the Black Dorito of doom she is sucked into a black hole." Ahh, Aetette, my twin sister! However, I, Aet, have only eaten my Black Doritos of power! I eat another and gain 345367458697890 points!

"Sumi finds the golden omlet and is rewarded with agoozilliantionathoucentmegatizillion wabble wobbling polywogs = eleventyone giggle bucks." You aren't supposed to help other people in this game, silly! Whenever it's someone's turn, everyone else should have something bad happen to them.

Both Wesley and Sumi fall off a cliff! They hit hard and have to go to a hospital. (See?)

Aet: 34567896547y7647juyhgy87654 points!

Wesley: Ouch.

Sumi: Ouchies.

'Twas a Shadow Clone! XD I sneak up behind Aet and dunk his head into a vat of tomato juice. Wesley miraculously ends up the vat of ketchup!

And, because I drank the V8 Splash! Of All Things Yummy and Strawberry Flavored, I am teleported to the Wicket of Bartemius!

I become extraordinarily wise and quote random people.

Sumi: *Uberly Wise and Smart and Stuff*
Wesley: Want some fries with that ketchup?
Aet: Tomato juice!

Your shadow does what you do... You are suddenly transported to the hospital! I put the rest of my Black Doritos in a secret place, that none of you can find, and kick the Calvinball through the Golden Wicket for oogy points!

Aet: I has a bombs.

Wesley: STOP! Hammer time!

Sumi: omg im flying on little beads.

Err... you know, anyone who wants to can join in. Me and Sumi don't know Wesley from elsewhere or anything, he just suddenly started playing. So... someone put us all in Ultimate Limbo or something! C'mon now!