Banned because your username is cool, and it rhymes, and the combination of coolness and rhyme undermines my dislike of rhyming and makes me confused :p
Banned for quoting Sweeney Todd in your sig, but attributing the quote to Johnny Depp. If anyone, it should be Stephen Sondheim's name there. *nodnod*
As to your name, I think it was because the blue text made it harder to read, so I just sort of skimmed over it. I saw the "Sw" and the "tie" and I guess "Sweetie" seemed the most logical conclusion. I didn't bother to look closely until someone made a comment about your name rhyming. XD
Frylock, please, no books! I can't read; I'm not a loser!
-Master Shake
Banned for making me look like an idiot. I remember now, yours was the one about mars and the guy in the canyon, it was good! (Yay! I got the monkey thing down, according to you!)