Hello and meow, everybody.
Well, I decided to post here because lots of people have asked about my name. Basically, another cat strapped a kite to my back, put me on a home-made catapult that looked like a giant wooden spoon, and launched me into a kingdom of insane rats! Then this rat called Snivelsnort ambushed me. He had gross orange fungus growing on his fur. Ew...But, hey, I'm a cat, right? So I unsheathed a devilishly dangerous pawful of pearly-whites and--BANG! Socked that abomination right in his ugly mug.
Anywoo, that's the deal.
So now you'll be wondering how a cat can use a keyboard...
