How To Make Your Own Official Poll

Pat is the only real answer to anything. He even beats 42. *collective gasp*

~[~Lupe~]~

No, he doesn't!

See, "forty-two" is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything, but that's all. (Well, it's also the answer to the question, "what do you get when you multiply six and seven," but that's beside the point. ) "Slope" is the answer to everything having to do with math (especially Algebra), and Pat Buchanan is the answer to everything else.

So really, you can't compare the Three Great Answers, as they preside over different areas of Answerdom. *everyone stares*

Why, Pat, of course!

Although 42 would most definitely win in a fight...

I've noticed that no matter how many times somebody asks the question who is Pat Buchanan, what is Pat Buchanan, or is Pat Buchanan real, not a single soul answers. I've only had one real answer and it was a long time ago. It took some digging through polls to find it too. And the reply was that he's some sort of super hero--a legend on the site.

I ask again:
Who is Pat Buchanan?
What is Pat Buchanan?
Is Pat Buchanan real?

And I seem to be prophosizing the answer: Nobody really knows....

Of course we know but it's a huge secret that you are not permitted access to. Hehe. Only kidding. First, here's some general info on Pat - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_buchanan - which you could have found quite easily with just a little research and then the reason he's so famous on this site is a certain futurama episode - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y4tAOtLcZMI

Hope that clears things up a little,

Heather xx

long ago.... like since yms started? idk well maybe they'll have mushrooms, or squash toed frogs next or moosiegirls.... mutters inconcievably

PAT! He is the all seeing person...thing...something...

Go Pat!

-- M.B.Author

Poltergiest wrote:Pat Buchanan is the answer to the very secrets of the universe!



~Pol~

LIES!!!

Meshugenah wrote:No, no, no. You've got it all wrong! It's 42! It's always 42, even when it's not 42.

Such wisdom from a trapped kitty....

I think the answer should be Ralph Nadur...

I just had a totally random thing. Pat Buchanan is the answer to everything, as is 42. and right now, as I type this, 42 people who have voted have voted for Pat Buchanan...it just seems ironic to me.

I personally, believe that Pat is totally amzing...but for me, Jeff Dunham is the answer to every question...that might just be me though.....


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[Caitlin]

Pat, of course.

I think the world would implode were he not an answer.

Pat Buchanan FTW!! Woo!