Dude! I have one of those promo- cardboard things for Pirates 3 of Johny Depp. It's in my room right now. I paid twenty dollars in change for that thing!!! I still owe my friend seven bucks... It was fun walking through the food court of the mall with that thing! Everyone was staring at me!
Lol. Oh yes. Always fun to carry huge, noticeable objects. You ever tried walking through town with bright pink, 34 inch helium balloons? Lol. My friend collects posters and cardboard cut outs of Johnny Depp actually but I'm not quite so obsessed.
I’d heard he had started a fistfight in one of the seedier local taverns because someone had insisted on saying the word “utilize” instead of “use". — Patrick Rothfuss, A Wise Man's Fear
