Solve It!

Okey dokey.

The Reverend Terry Fallhard announced that Sunday he would perform a great miracle. He said that he would walk on the surface of the Red River without sinking into the water. A large crowd gathered to witness the event. The Reverend did exactly what he said he would. How?

One kid in my class said he must be Jesus. That's wrong, just so you know...

*Bows* Thank you. But you got all the others right so... I made up one a long time ago and no one could even guess it but I lost it... Oh well.

~Pol~

[spoiler]Was it the dry season?[/spoiler]

I'm not very good at these so...i expect to get it wrong...

There was simply no water in the river.

(I have a lot of guesses if i'm wrong.)

Erm, I'm useless at these, but I'll have a stab.

[spoiler]It was winter, so the river was frozen over?[/spoiler]

Or he was that freaky magician guy I once read about who had little plastic stands set up underneath the water XD

*sigh* I don't know. According to my teacher, both Little Tin Fish and pie are correct. I'll post the next thing later... unless one of you want to give it a go. But, if not, you won't see one from me for about two days maybe.

Ooo! Just one more before you leave! Please!

~Pol~

Lol fine. Umm.... this is also not mine, by the way, and it's a riddle.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs during midday, and three legs at night?

Really easy. See you in two days with another one!

Ooo... Got nothing...

~Pol~

[spoiler]A person!

Morning = life as a baby, when you're crawling

Midday = life as a full-time bipedal (childhood, teenage years, adulthood)

Evening = old age, with a cane![/spoiler]

Rahahaha. Finally, I lurk long enough and I know one.

[spoiler]A human?[/spoiler]

i dont know...really random guess...

Dang you Razorblade! You got to it first! I just figured it out and came here to check and you did it before me! *Screams long and dramaticly*

~Pol~

Hehehe... you're welcome, Pol. =D

OOO I wanna play. I have one. (pol if i told you this one no gussing)

My maker does not need me. My buyer does not use me. And my user does not want me. What am I?

[spoiler]A coffin![/spoiler]

I'll post one now.

A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. But the child is NOT a United States citizen. How is this possible?