Man Desguised As Tree Robs Bank

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Man disguised as tree robs bank

July 8, 2007

MANCHESTER, N.H. --A weekend bank robbery involved multiple branches -- of the leafy variety.

According to police, a man with tree branches duct-taped to his head and torso walked into a Citizens Bank just as it opened Saturday morning and demanded cash from a teller. Police said the disguise was the most bizarre they'd ever seen.

"He really went out on a limb," Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday.

The robber, who showed no weapon, fled with an undisclosed amount of cash. Though the branches and leaves obscured much of the man's face, someone who saw images from the bank's security camera recognized the robber and called police.

James Coldwell, 49, of Manchester, was arrested at his home early Sunday morning. He was expected to be arraigned Monday.

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Wow. :shock:
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Hahaha, I saw about that...
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...what has this world come to? :?




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Now that's one costume I would have liked to have seen XD
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Oh yes. Because trees routinely walk into banks and demand their money.

Or at least, they do around here...**shifty-eyes**
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Note to self: change disguise.
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Lol. What will people think of next?
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Brilliant. Someone shoudl send him a plant when he is in jail with a note that says.

"The trees send their love"
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I heard that on the radio yesterday at work! HA! How awesome is that?!
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What a jerk!

He deserves to get caught, but unique disguise
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That is one of the more awesome things I've seen ever.
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