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Bill, Hillary and John Kerry are flying on Kerry's
wife's private jet. Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I
could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and
says to his co-pilot, "I could throw all of
them out the window and make millions of people happy."




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Since you're my sister, I don't necessarily have to be that concerned of your feelings. Anyway, Jamie, why did you name this forum George Bush Fans? I know you're smarter than that. Or...maybe not=/
Anyway, this is a good one. We need to forward this on.
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Chevy wrote::Ahem:
did you name this forum George Bush Fans? I know you're smarter than that. Or...maybe not=/

Becaus I got it from Corey and that's what she called it.




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lol....that's a really good one...*laughs*
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you're a rude, insensitive douchebag. It just bugs me because everyone is, (and yes, I have been too.) Stop it, it's annoying. You know nothing about the world, I know nothing about the world, nobody knows anything about the world, and we have to get along, because we're both members of the human race. So stop saying, "LOOK AT ME, I'M A REPUBLICAN AND I'M SMARTER THAN EVERYONE WHO ISN'T BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK AND I'M A REPUBLICAN!"

[SWEARING IS NOT ALLOWED, PSYLYNX. This is a joke, and therefore should not be taken seriously. She's not even saying that, she's saying, well, you read the post. Quit assuming things- you're just proving your point yourself.]




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Well, even though I have a deep hate for Bush, I thought this one was hilarious.
And don't mind Psylynx over here, he just got out of the loony bin.




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do u have any good reason to hate Bush??? Do u understand anything? About why he went to war? I DIDNT THINK SO! so stop pretending you know wat ur talking about and write some real poetry that you know about.

[Please write like an intelligent human being and refrain from "chat speak." And please, read the rules of the forums, maybe?]




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Sgt.Pepper, assuming that people are ignorant is not the best thing to do. They may have a perfectly good reason to dislike Bush, as does most of the world. Debate it in the respective forum, if you want. You'll also maybe notice this isn't a poem forum, rather a joke forum, so lighten up and try laughing.
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It's best to just ignore, or laugh at, psylynx :)


I thought this joke was pretty funny. Of course, I think it applies to all politicians :P
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Ahah, wonderful joke. The thing that made the thread, though, was the responses coming from those heated Democrats. Goodness.
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*dances around like an idiot* You don't make friends with salad! Oh, sorry, was i supposed to be saying something?
This joke is great, GREAT I TELLS YA!
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I'm a one man,
I'm a one man,
I'm a one man revolution.




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The only good thing about this is that it lets everyone find out who is a democrat/republican. *Leaves before I get contaminated by all this bushism**Shudders at the thaught*
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Heard it before. It was a little bit different, but essentially the same. This joke is getting old. *groans*




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By the way, the last message was by me, Snoink. Apparently YWS cannot sign in users who are on AOL. Can someone notify the bosses about this?




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Too true, Shriek, too true.



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