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...*thinks really hard about that before saying* What is the point of living if sharing life without the people who gave you life aren't living?

*then they might run away....*

What would you do if they were... YOUR REAL PARENTS!!!




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I would wonder what exactly that means....

What would you do if your parents said you could never listen to music, watch TV, watch movies and play video (computer) games ever again?
***Honorary 11-Year-Old***

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Blink a few times and wait for the punch line of this joke...

What would you do if you found out that they were knocking down your house to build a major highway...
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
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How'd I land in Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

What would you say if an alien knocked on your front door and asked for directions to Kalamazoo?
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Do what you can with what you have where you are.




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"ummmm, i think you turn right at the 7/11 and then left."

What would you say if you found out your mom and dad adopted you and tried giving you back 20 times?




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They obviously didn't try too hard...

What would you say if you woke up one morning to see all of your stuffed animals performing a ballet?
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"Mum, someone stole my medication."

What would you say if you suddenly turned into an elephant?
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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"Do I get to hear a who?!"

What would you think if someone suddenly stopped you on the street and knew everything about you?
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
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"Great. I have a stalker."

What would you say if you woke up one morning and found pink polka-dotted giraffes waltzing on your ceiling?
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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"I thought I left the nursery 15 years ago"


What would you think if a purple people eating monster started sharpening a knife in front of you?




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"Thank God I'm not purple"

What would you say if you found out you were living on the back of a really BIG tortoise?
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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"Dude... then why do I feel like I'm in the fast lane?"

What would you say/do if your mother ran through the room screaming for no apparent reason?
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
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"I guess owning a cat must be illegal now."

What would you do if a crazed tyrant-wannabe moved next door?




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I'd lock all the doors.

What would you do if the crazed tryant-wannabe was your dad/mom?
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"stop trying to lick my letterbox"

what would you do if matt groening admitted your family were the real inspiration for "the simpson's"?
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