How in the whole wide world is this SAPPY???? That was AWESOME!!!! I got completely hooked as so as I started reading! The imagery and word choice was fantastic! I utterly fail at punctuation so I'll let someone else do that...But that was just plain great.
"How can you tell if a reindeer is a girl or a guy? Tickle it...if it's a guy, HE will laugh, if it's a girl, SHE will laugh." ~Allison Graham