Worst Ending line EVER!

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JC
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Thu May 03, 2007 4:30 am
JC says... · Thu May 03, 2007 4:30 am
This is just like the worst possible beginning line...only different!!!!

So...I'll go first...

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Thu May 03, 2007 4:31 am
Poor Imp says... · Thu May 03, 2007 4:31 am
"So, you don't really need to know what happened after that. "
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Thu May 03, 2007 10:01 am
Twit says... · Thu May 03, 2007 10:01 am
"He woke up and found it was all a dream."

Ew, that one's DREADFUL.
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Thu May 03, 2007 5:47 pm
Cpt. Smurf says... · Thu May 03, 2007 5:47 pm
Curse you, ShadowTwit, that was my worse possible ending line *sulks*

Oh well, I shall have to think of another one...

"And they all lived happily ever after"

That's such a disappointment.
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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Thu May 03, 2007 5:58 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu May 03, 2007 5:58 pm
DARN! Kaz stole mine ;)

"And so, Mary Sue and Gary Stu lived happily ever after, until they had a child they named Mary Sue, who was the abomination of all fanfiction. To this day she haunts all fanfic sites."

Oooh. Scary. 0_0
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Thu May 03, 2007 6:01 pm
Jules the jester says... · Thu May 03, 2007 6:01 pm
They died.
Man:George look at this.
George: look at what?
Man: Ha made you look!
George: Idiot!
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Thu May 03, 2007 7:57 pm
Twit says... · Thu May 03, 2007 7:57 pm
Hehe! Your's was a funny one, Baroness! And sorry Kaz, but that line always ranks highest (or lowest, depending on your point of view :wink:) in my mind.

"And then the monkeys ruled over the world."

That's stupid. ^^ :D
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Thu May 03, 2007 8:14 pm
Royboy says... · Thu May 03, 2007 8:14 pm
"And that's the way the cookie crumbles."
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Thu May 03, 2007 11:02 pm
backgroundbob says... · Thu May 03, 2007 11:02 pm
"Once upon a time..."
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Thu May 03, 2007 11:11 pm
Sureal says... · Thu May 03, 2007 11:11 pm
[i]And then the Earth was blown up by an alien, and all the main characters (excluding the ones that mysteriously dissapeared earlier on in the series and never mentioned again) died.



... wait, I've read that book...
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Thu May 03, 2007 11:12 pm
Snoink says... · Thu May 03, 2007 11:12 pm
And the moral of the story is BOOBIEZZZZZZZ!
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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Fri May 04, 2007 4:49 pm
EmiSukotto16 says... · Fri May 04, 2007 4:49 pm
"And there you have it, folks."
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Fri May 04, 2007 4:54 pm
Shafter says... · Fri May 04, 2007 4:54 pm
"And then he went back to his normal life, and learned absolutely nothing about life despite the adventures he'd been through; he went back to being a glutton, a greedy banker, and an all-around jerk."
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Fri May 04, 2007 5:16 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Fri May 04, 2007 5:16 pm
Royboy wrote:"And that's the way the cookie crumbles."

DX XD (Thanks, Shadow! :lol: it really is a scary prospect, aye??!)

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