Global Corporation!

I am sixteen years old, and this is my dream!

Corporate America! is now Global Corporation. The governments still have there governmental powers, but if you wanted to go to war with a country, taking out its large corporations would be more than enough. Face it, we depend on them, if not for them who else would suck the money from our pockets?

I have had a plan for a long time, about how this could be fixed. I dreamed of becoming a successful man in the world but only live as I do now, 1 story house, 2 bath, 3 bedrooms, 1 kitchen, 1 living/dining room, and 1 hallway. I wanted to see myself start a business though; which business? a toilet paper business. Why? What does America buy use and buy again, more than anything? so toilet paper businesses can put there prices at whatever they want, knowing it is almost required. So I dream pt I would have a toilet paper business, and it would be good toilet paper, really, but I would only accept, just enough money, to live how I live now, and also save into a bank account for my next business. So, imagine, the best toilet paper in the world comes in a package of 18 rolls and is only 60 cents, don't you think most people would buy it?

I would next move onto another business with the money I had saved. Another thing that America buys, uses, and buys again, toothpaste, or chips, or hair gel. I would then make that company and again only accepting as much money as I need from both companies now, and some to save in a bank for my next business. So my toilet paper would go from 60 cents to say 40 cents as my toothpaste 20 cents a tube, taking only enough to pay workers, of course save money in a bank for my next business, and live no better than I live right now, but I feel that is to much for one person, even in dreams. So I right this and find as many places on the Internet as I can for it, just in case I am assassinated or I fail my dream will remain and hopefully prosper in those who read this now. Please Send This To Anyone You Know Or Don't Know, Past It In Your Favorite Forum, Put It On Youtube. I am only 16 years old, and I'm new to the Internet, please help me, and help this find its way to the world.

-Sincerely Elron44 GC

For once in my rich and full life (that was sarcasm), I'm truly speechless.
First of all, why are you in the young writer's society? Would you not be better off in the young business men's society? Come to think of it, that sounds more like a society than YWS. Or maybe you'd be better off in the young lunatic's society? Etc etc.
In short, you will not find anyone to help you in your ingenious (once again, sarcasm) scheme for world domination. In fact, is it even world domination? What the hell is it? Dictatorship? Tyranny? Downright idiocy?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Rant over.

Umm, I think this is supposed to be an amusing idea. Is this even by the same person who posted it, as the signature is Elron44 GC? Perhaps you were c&ping off somewhere else?

It's a mystery. Nobody really knows, or cares, who this guy is (and Mr. Everybody doesn't really help, does it? lol) or what this topic was really about. And if it was meant to be amusing, it failed.

Now, now, no need to be cruel. Although, Mr. Everybody, we would like to know what you're talking about here. A little hint will suffice for the moment.

A little hint? Oh alright, we'll go with that for the minute...

Really good story ! Though I dont think it fit in with YWS. But other than that, very nice!