This will be a rather short introduction for someone as important as I, but perhaps you don't remember me. My name is Professor Sharty Fitzgibbon. I spent many years in Paris, Texas, but now I am back in my native England, hailing from Oxford Univeristy. If you don't remember me, which is an absolute shame, look back for some of my wonderful poetry left scattered around here. Surely you'll be impressed.
Cheers, and long for my presence once again. I shall return shortly expecting a proper welcome.
