Crazy Questions

Because humans are too smart as to think about the fact that Hamsters might be the pet of pure evil and rats could be the pets of pure good. Of course since human kind is so crooked and extremely against me they fail to understand the fact that's rats are lovable creatures too.


Random question that popped into my mind just now -
Does anyone know how to morph a person's photograph into looking like a vampire using Photoshop? (I did it once and want to know if anyone else has done it.)

My computer doesn't have photoshop. We haven't installed it. Is Firestalker really so obssessed with vampires that he spends his time morphing people into them on photoshop?

Yes!

If your mom says "Your dad's a lier," and your dad says, "Your mother is telling the truth," who's telling the truth?

Then they might as well b both liers who tell the truth once in a while.

How do you spell

1,783,956,178,369,537,892,649,791,563,360,493,832,673,406,878,902,367,903,424,827,034,578,923,578,345?

One Bazillion, Seven Hundred And Eighty Three Squillion ,Nine Hundred And Fifty Six Pillion ,One Hundred And Seventy Eight Rebillion, Three Hundred And Sixty Nine Vigintillion, Five Hundred And Thirty Seven Novemdecillion, Eight Hundred And Ninety Two Octodecillion, Six Hundred And Fourty Nine Septendecillion, Seven Hundred And Ninety One Sexdecillion, Five Hundred And Sixty Three Quindecillion, Three Hundred And Sixty Quattuordecillion, Four Hundred And Ninety Three Tredecillion, Eight Hundred And Thirty Two Duodecillion, Six Hundred And Seventy Three Undecillion, Four Hundred And Six Decillion, Eight Hundred And Seventy Eight Nonillion, Nine Hundred And Two Octillion, Three Hundred And Sixty Seven Septillion, Nine Hundred And Three Sextillion, Four Hundred And Twenty Four Quintillion, Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Quadrillion, Thirty Four Trillion ,Five Hundred And Seventy Eight Billion, Nine Hundred And Twenty Three Million, Five Hundred And Seventy Eight Thousand, Three Hundred And Forty Five
(I'm procrastinating...)



How long is a peice of string?

However long you cut it to be.

I'm pink and fluffy. Who am I?

A Hippo!!!!... Wait aren't hippos green? hmm...

Whats procrastinating??

Putting something off that you should do until the last minute.

Why do I have over 50 pens?

because you're out of magic markers!

What color is........purple?

A mix of Blue and Red.

What's wrong?

Life is wrong. Should be banned, in my opinion. Ok, who wants to die first?

You because otherwise you eouldnt be wanting to kill people.

What is the question to the Ultimate answer (42)?

The answer to your question is "What does x^2+3x+2 equal when x=5?"


What year was the franco-prussian war?

I have no idea.

Whats the square ro0t of 8590615012346723489x + 74892y + 231598170z when x = 3423, y = 3452345 and z = 72815??

Runelord wrote:You because otherwise you eouldnt be wanting to kill people.

What is the question to the Ultimate answer (42)?

What do you get if you multiply six by nine? =D

"Six by nine. Forty two."
"That's it. That's all there is."
"I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe."

firestalker wrote:Whats the square ro0t of 8590615012346723489x + 74892y + 231598170z when x = 3423, y = 3452345 and z = 72815?

>.< uhm 42?

Okay : What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?