Okay, I live with my parents and our two cats (Zip and Marie (I named them)). When I was little I sprayed Windex in my eyes and read a Whinnie the Pooh book to a bunny-rabbit. My name is Claire. It means 'clear, bright, famous.' I wish it were something else (e.g. Viridian, December, Anika) but for now it describes me pretty darn well (although I'm not always clear...). Right now my dad's on the couch watching tv and coughing.
Last summer I got off school early to go on a fishing trip in Canada with my dad. I caught two 26" Northern Pike, a 24" walleye, and saw my first moose (along with its feces). Fun fun fun in Canadia.
I'm a fisherlady, writer, reader, and freak. I like to smell sweaty socks and look up fears of things (e.g. lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables; hydrophobophobia is the fear of rabies).
I have a special gift: I can go from caffeinated to calm in the blink of an eye. Cool, huh?
I'm fine with all colors except pink (I wonder if there's a fear for that). I have an uncontrollable desire to never watch The Good Shepherd again.
I went to Disney world when I was little and got sunburnt. On the good side, I got Tigger's autograph. Unfortunately, it was thrown away one day when me and my mom were going through my room.
And, in conclusion, I hate sitting through the Titanic, love doubling over in laughter, and absolutely adore my pink horsey pajamas (you will hear about that in "Suicide" a romantic fiction story).
B/W FoReVeR!!!!!!
~~~See, I'm not really as depressing as my username makes me seem
