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Hair press: out the door.
Let its metal plates decay.
I’m getting dreadlocks.

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I call it a hair press, but it is also known as a flat iron, or a hair straightener

A humorous haiku I wrote, not about nature, but about my hair of all things. I thought it might be light hearted enough for everyone to read. And yes, I most likely will be getting dreadlocks. I still have time to think about it though.
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Lighthearted indeed! Nothing to crit here, Claudette, it's just funny stuff. Gosh, do I understand, although I just tie mine back...

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Heh!
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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Ah! That was fantasic. lol and funny, I can so relate to that. Sometimes I just want to throw my straightener to the wall and let my hair go wild for the heck of it. It's not like a straightener works on my hair anyway. I'd need so much heat....*shivers* it wouldn't be pretty. Great job! Simple, funny, and you're readers can relate to it. :)

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:lol: Haiku on Hair by Claudette. :lol:
Maybe haiku humor is something I just don't get, because I grinned at it -I know several people with dreadlocks- but I didn't actually laugh out loud.
I tie my hair back. Going to donate it later this year. Simplicity wins :D
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Maybe haiku humor is something I just don't get, because I grinned at it -I know several people with dreadlocks- but I didn't actually laugh out loud.


I didn't expect it to be extremely funny, more like dry British humor or something. Or just light hearted in general, compared to everything else I've written. I know no one with dreadlocks.

Thanks for all the critiques :-D Though, have to admit, "Heh!" isn't much of a critique, or a worthwhile comment....

When I get the dreads, I'll be sure to post pictures!
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You know what? This is the first haiku that I've read that wasn't about nature. . . It's really good though, just because of that. I like things that stand out because they break the standards. :) It's good to be different, sometimes. (I don't know if that's what you were trying to do, but it's cool nonetheless!!)
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Delicate, lyrical and very funny indeed. I am amused.
Technically, this is not a haiku, it is a senryu.
A haiku relates to nature, environment, usually they're pastoral in nature.
A senryu relates to humanity and is usually humourous or satirical.
What you have here is a perfect example of senryu.




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Kit, you are too overwhelmingly smart for me :-) Now I know what it really is, Danka!
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love it! Great haiku humor. if im havin a bad hair day i just stick to some kind of headband.

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This poem made my day.



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I can relate to this! Im not fond of haiku's in all hoensty but i liked this, it bought a smile to my face :D
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I'm glad I could write something cute :-) I'm not much for haiku either...

Thanks everyone for the compliments!!
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i not too keen on haiku's but i like this one, it is funny.


GOOD WORK!
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I don't have a straightener(not that i need it) but there are times when i feel like throwing my sisters straightener out the window cause it gets in my way a lot. When i say not that i need it i mean i do have long hair for a guy(shoulder length) but it grows straight.
It doesn't think, doesn't feel.
It doesn't laugh or cry.
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is make the soldiers die



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