Surviving a Zombie Attack

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1. Organize before they rise!

2. They feel no fear, why should you?

3. Use your head: cut off theirs.

4. Blades don't need reloading.

5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. No place is safe, only safer.

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.


I got this off of a book I borrowed from my friend. It's called The Zombie Survival Guide. It's a funny book that I recommend you all should read. The author is Max Brooks, which is the son of the famous comedian Mel Brooks.

If you read the "About the Author" section all it says is, "Max Brooks lives in New York City but is ready to move to a more remote and defensible location at a moment's notice." LOL
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The Zombie Survival guide! :o My friend has that, and I read it. Sure, it's for comedy, but it makes complete sense at the same time! XD
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