On his first day at work, Jonny Celtric, age 25, spilled coffee on his boss. Angrily, she sent him to box shipment, the worst job there, where he packed boxes on the loading dock. He liked his new job better than his old one. He had formerly worked at the New Detroit Stamp-It where he made car parts. He had been fired for almost cutting off a man's hand with the Stamp-It machine. But, he hated his old job because it was so unsanitary. His new job, however, was very clean. The only problem was that some of the employees smoked cigars and sometimes the smoke got in his eyes and mouth.
He didn't really have any friends at his new job. Except for a guy who had been assigned to be his assistant on his first day. They weren't exactly all that friendly with each other, either. All in all, it was not a very exciting job, but it payed the bills, and that was what was important.
