The Beach

"So naturally I went towards their caves to have my talks. I just like have a chat with the eldtrich horrors there, make sure everyone's behaving, as one does?"

Sasha happily nodded again, even more fascinated.

"And of course you know I go down there. Say hi. The usual stuff."

"Yeah!"

"ANd something's a little off. They don't seem happy."

"Huh-"

"And then they attack the population...naturally."

"What? just like that?"

"Eldtrich monsters are a bit like toddlers in that regard. Don't tell them I said that though." She put a finger to her lip.

Sasha blinked then giggled. "Okay, I won't."

"Thank youu!"

"Anytime!" She giggled.

"Of course!"

She beamed. "Okay, okay, what happened next?"

"I tried negotiating naturally!"