A conversation with a microwave if they could talk:
Me: Hey, can you heat this up? Microwave: No Me: What do you mean no? Microwave: I don't feel like it Me: *puts it in to heat anyways* *pulls it out and its literally ice cold* *puts it back in for 10 seconds* *pulls it out and it is literally on fire* Microwave: Ha! Get pranked!
sometimes i'm like "I should say something quotable to make it into the quote gen" but then I feel bad because quote gen quotes are very spontaneous — theromanticchemist
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