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O.o that’s disturbing. We don’t condone cannibalism here xD

I think in Germany this is encouraged if you look at all the fairy tales, like Hansel and Gretel, and other witch stories.

But we only get "normal" meat that is local.

lol fair enough

Do you have also Burger Restaurants?

Yeah. There’s a few different places. Ones like McDonald’s, but others that are more like a proper restaurant than a fast food joint

Nice. "Normal" burger restaurants are only becoming more popular in Germany for a few years. It´s nice to see the creativity they have to invent new burger varieties.

XD

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Namedy talking about eating children and then all of sudden she’s asking whether we have burger restaurants. What happened when you were younger? I can confirm I can talk like that because I saw a very, very disturbing picture.

I read a lot of fairytales. Ever heard of Max and Moritz, Rumpelstilzchen or Struwwelpeter?

Max and Moritz were baked alive,

Rumpelstilzchen stole children

And Struwwelpeter lost all his fingers because he didn´t cut his nails.

I need the German versions of all the fairy tales. I can write horror for the next century…

The German versions are always better than the translated ones thanks to the Grimm Brothers. Do you know Cinderella? Their sisters get their toes cut off to put them into the shoe. I have a full book of fairytales at home. They are neat.

Ashenputtel. How delicious. I believe the sisters do it themselves... You need to take pictures sometime...

I'll translate with my superior german skills. I can count 20 higher than you can... 20.

Quatre vingt dix-neuf?

That isn't German... I'm translating German. I think Spanish.