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The rose will not fall today
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~Esmeraya~

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I'm thinking......about food
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I’m so glad we have brown cows, otherwise there wouldn’t be any chocolate milk.
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9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I’m crazy. The tenth is just humming.
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After Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
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You should always knock before opening a fridge, just in case there’s a salad dressing inside.
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If a market is well stocked, is it called the stock market?
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Dogs can’t see inside your body, but CAT scan.
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It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.
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It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky.
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There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes.
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He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes.
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~Esmeraya~

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Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires.
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I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout.
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They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth.
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~Esmeraya~

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There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside of you.
— Maya Angelou