Reserved #2 test

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Yes!!!! And now we watch our rosy-cheeked compatriot excite himself so much he explodes!!! ...almost.




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It'd be more fun if he did explode!!

Remus no-
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then we wouldn't be able to give him the dog... He's not exploding, Remus. Go explode a watermelon with a picture of Patton on it, ok?




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Fineeeee...

Remus sinks down.

...Jeez. Why Patton??
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If he wants Patton to explode, he can explode a watermelon Patton.




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...Welp, that gives me flashbacks to Steven Universe-
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same-

meanwhile...

Oooh, this is so exciting!!! What do you think it's gonna be, Loagie???




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You'll see Patton, rather soon, actually.
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How soon??? What is it??? Do you know??? Can you tell me, baby??? Please please pleaseeee????




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Just a few moments, dear. I'll be right back.
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Wait where are you going-?!




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To get your gift, of course. Do not worry, I will return shortly.
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Can I at least take your tie off of my eyes? I'm getting kinda tiered from having this thing on my face!

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Just a bit longer, star.

Logan leaves. He goes to Virgil, who has the puppy. It’s a small Charles Spaniel puppy.

Alright, we’re ready.
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Patton excitedly takes the tie off his face and puts his glasses back on. He gasped and t·ared up, taking the dog into his arms.

You got me a puppy...?!

(duuude- my dog is the same breed-)



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