Roman hummed a sea shanty to himself as he wandered around the top half of the boat. He felt oh so peaceful out here on the water. But the peacefulness wouldn't last long. A voice was heard in the distance. The sound of a woman, singing a song. But not just any woman... it was a siren. The other men on the boat were enchanted by the melody. Roman was the only one who resisted, due to being gay. But the sailor was steering towards the siren. He gasped.
"Nononono captain steer away!!"
But it was too late. He crashed the boat into a rock, and Roman fell overboard. He gasped, struggling for his life. He whimpered softly, as everything faded to black.
Do you how do? I use any pronouns :) Get in losers, we're going napping
Patton was swimming around a new shipwreck. He thought he had found nothing... When he saw a sailor, still alive, but barely. He slightly gasped and took him into his arms, laying him down on a rock above the water. Once the sailor was safely on land, he swam back down to the shipwreck, where he found his friend.
"Janus!!! Janus you have to come see this!!! I found a human!!!"
"Well yeah, kinda, but he doesn't look gay... I'll support you no matter what happens, you know that, but maybe you should get to know him first...? Not to mention the fact that he doesn't know that we're... yknow..."
He got closer to Janus and whispered (quite loudly- he doesn't know how to whisper-)