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NOPE. APOLOGIES DON'T GIVE ME MY COOKES BACK.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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We still have cookies! They are just slightly- very- burnt!
Besides, I'm a fan favorite with a sad backstory! I have to be reformed!
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"sad backstory"? I've gotten sick plenty 'o times. It's not a "sad backstory" when literally everyone can relate.

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except for those weirdos who've NEVER gotten sick. Poor them. They've never known the misery of barfing, or of having your throat feel like it was blow-torched.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Eh, fair enough. Truce?
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Hmm.... lemme think about it...

NO. THE COOKIES ARE STILL RUINED.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Hmmm... How about I bake everyone new cookies?
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you're forgiven.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Alright, let me go get them out of the oven!

*Opens the door*

Uh oh, I burned them again.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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*Bites into it*
Ya know, they aren't half bad, if you smother them in icing.
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NEXT TIME DON'T BAKE THEM AT ALL AND JUST LET ME EAT THE DOUGH.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Alright then, here is some raisin cookie dough.
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Nooo raisin cookie dough is not goooood

Chocolate chip cookie dough on the other hand... YUM
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We are in agreement liberty. Chocolate chip cookie dough is the best!!! What’s not to like?
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Nothing whatsoever B)
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