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@Necromancer14 has got a snake so I suggest you should be on a look out and stay safe.
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Actually my snake was apparently a girl because she gave birth to a baby snake.

So now I've got two snakes.
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Okay that makes you even more dangerous o_O

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*very stupidly explains how my snakes are garter snakes, also called garden snakes, and are completely harmless. Unless you're an Earthworm or a small amphibian of course...*
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Is your cat comfortable around them?
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Nope she's terrified of them. At least the adult, I don't know if she's noticed the baby yet...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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So do you always keep it in cage or you let it crawl around freely...
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I keep it in a cage, but I occasionally take it out, though I keep a careful eye on it.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I was thinking of a situation when some guests will enter your living room and he's already sleeping on the sofa. xD

I will definitely scream and run for my life.....even if it's a harmless garter snake lol
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I don't usually bring Noodles downstairs, and if guests were coming she would definitely stay in her plastic tub. Unless said guests wanted to see her of course, then I would take her out and hold her.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I see were talking about snakes now.

I'm terrified of them.
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I don't know why @Liberty. They really aren't very scary. Says a Slytherin
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Ahahah yes they definitely are not.

They ARE.
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Not really. What's so scary about them?
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They bite.
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