What would you do....

First, you answer a question, and then you ask one for the next person to answer....

The first one I pulled off of a generator:

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Ummm.... I like vanilla. I love vinilla. But that is because I am boring.


What would you do if chocolate was against the law??

Eat white chocolate, under the argument that it is Not Really Chocolate.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and had wings?

If I woke up one morning with wings my inner coward would drive me to the nearest biking shop for some high quality crash helmet and knee pads.

What would you do if tightrope walking became an obligatory part of the national curriculum?

Scream and move to China.
What would you do if you answered the front door and a dragon was stood there?

Touch it to see if it's real and then probably die bc I annoyed it


What would you do if you were fluent in every language but forgot your first one right now?

Go and find a dictionary in that language and learn it again

What would you do if you woke up and there was a tiger in your room?

Scream and then run away.
What would you do if you learned the world supply of coffee was gone?

Laugh in confusion and joy, then begin speculating about the fallout and drinking tea.

What would you do if you became illiterate and could not become literate?

Cry my eyes out.

What would you do if your best friend told you they were a wizard/Witch?

Ask them to prove it by doing some magic.
And If they succeeded in performing magic, I would then continue to become very jealous of them.

What would you do if one of your stuffed animals from your childhood came up to you, completely alive, and asked "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Pinch myself to see if I was dreaming, then answer “To get to the other side.”

It’s your mum’s birthday, and you don’t have enough money to buy her a present.

I'd make her one! Maybe a picture or maybe some art. If that failed, I'd just tell her I'd get her one after I got my allowance and make her a really nice card as a placeholder.

What would you do if you met a bona fide demon?

Probably freak out and run away before promptly dying, assuming they're evil.

What would you do if you were taking a nice walk in the woods and one of the trees started talking?

Talk back!

What would you do if you were playing cricket and the ball went into the bushes. It was so thick you couldn’t see anything, and when you reached inside, you grabbed hold of a giant slug...

Scream and let go and run at least fifty feet away from the bushes.

What would you do if you could write any book without fear of failure (e.g., not enough sales or bad reviews)?