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Parrot?! This noble bird is Buteo jamaicensis, the noble Red-tailed Hawk!
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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aka, my favorite bird xP
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I don't want it eat puppies! I'm a vegetarian!
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of course that's what you say now psycho

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OMG YES MONTY PYTHON!
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The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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You may view the puppies, but if I see anything fishy I'll feed you to the sharks.
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Or I can feed him to my Golden Eagle
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The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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But... PUn...
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It was a very good pun kelp

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Yes, I know. I can see that. I almost made a joke out of it by making another pun, but like that one about rubber bands it'd be a bit of a stretch.
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The old that is strong does not wither,
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Want to know something funny about rubber bands that isn't actually a pun? We had a Winter Ball at our school, and there was blacklight there because the theme was glow in the dark. My friend has braces, and they have rubber bands. The rubber bands were glowing under the blacklight. It was hilarious.
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LoL
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Just keep smiling!
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:D
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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