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*picks up phone* Police Department.

*steals the phone, so that the cops never know*

*Sends the cops a telegram in morse code*

*sneaks into police office like a cat bugler and takes off with the telegram.

*follows into police headquarters*
*talks to desk sergeant and head detective*
*takes sergeant and detective with her so cat can't steal them either*

*Sees double-post*

Oh come on
But also kelp keep watching these cops

*puts all stolen goods in kelps other pants, even the stolen building, as the pants had very big pockets*

Holy cow kelp where do you shop

LoL

Boop.~

Thrift shop! But the plan is in error- as my pants don't have pockets!

*steals pockets, and someone who knows how to stitch, and makes pockets on kelps other pants*

:0

You know i may defect for a short time just to make sure those stitches are done correctly