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My friends think I try to hard to be crazy. But I can't just be myself because honestly people don't even realize when they're teasing someone. Who I am can't stand up for herself- so I make a mask whose witty retorts send people who would have hurt me running. I can't be myself anymore because I'm terrified of being hurt. If I'm used to being seen as crazy suddenly none of the other insults that come my way don't really hurt anymore.

Also- what's a pizzelle? Is it like a mini-pizza?

Kelpies, we are so shockingly similar. Everything you are saying is so true about me.

I legit can't be myself either, cause I go to a freaking Christian school because my Dad makes me.

Well, I guess we are three of a kind then, eh?

Well yay. The Shockingly-Similar-Outcast-Triad.

....Yay? We are all a bunch of weird misfits with maybe like 2 friends?

And we question how many of those friends are actually friends.

I had two friends who were sisters for three years. They started being bullies to another one of my friends and I confronted them about it because I'd known them to be nice people and thought maybe they were subconsciously following the herd (my other friend was being excluded). I haven't been to their house since. Sometimes I wonder if all friendships can end overnight like that.

Kelp
A pizzelle is an Italian waffle cookie that's either flavored with citrus, vanilla or anis. And if it's already not healthy enough for you, I can pass the powdered sugar it's supposed to be covered in.
*digs around for the powdered sugar*

Why do people say "Merry Christmas" a month in advance?

Because they're like Scrooge and want to it it over with before it even starts.

At least they keep the 'Merry Christmas's down to October, November, and December.

What's more awkward is if they say it after Christmas.

Yeah. That just sounds weird.

Or when they say it before Thanksgiving. Its like, 'Dude, do you even realize another holiday exists?'