Breast Implants Save Lives

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Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:52 pm
backgroundbob says... · Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:52 pm
... or at least life.

A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicon breasts which acted as an airbag, Standart newspaper reported Monday.


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=149314
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:58 pm
Cassandra says... · Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:58 pm
Nice. XD
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:32 pm
Griffinkeeper says... · Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:32 pm
It gives a new meaning to "airbags."

Perfectly ridiculous.
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:48 pm
Firestarter says... · Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:48 pm
But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash.


Haha XD
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:03 pm
Snoink says... · Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:03 pm
Oh dear... what would happen with the natural breasts then?
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Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:17 am
sabradan says... · Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:17 am
Similar thing happened in Israel when the Hezbollah was shelling our cities: A lady had her life saved because the shrapnel from a rocket penetrated her boob implant but didn't get into her "real" body/did not puncture any organs or veins.
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Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:22 am
LamaLama says... · Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:22 am
so... she died of silicone poisoning later.
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