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Kelpies
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Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:45 pm
Kelpies says... · Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:45 pm
Great! Flute and Violin over here!
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cleverclogs
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Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:43 pm
cleverclogs says... · Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:43 pm
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Shall I break out the orchestra jokes?
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r4p17
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Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:44 pm
r4p17 says... · Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:44 pm
I don't think you should break anything . . .
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cleverclogs
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Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:48 pm
cleverclogs says... · Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:48 pm
How many first violinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one- they hold it up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many second violinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high.
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Kelpies
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Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:57 pm
Kelpies says... · Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:57 pm
This. Is. Gold.
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ChieTheWriter
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Fri Jul 22, 2016 11:58 pm
ChieTheWriter says... · Fri Jul 22, 2016 11:58 pm
I'm (hopefully) am going to learn violin and have already done piano, so I could probably go. XD (if i had time)
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King




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cleverclogs
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Sat Jul 23, 2016 12:09 am
cleverclogs says... · Sat Jul 23, 2016 12:09 am
What's the difference between a violist and a washing machine?

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Vibrato.


What do you do with a dead violist?

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Move them back a stand.


How do you get a dozen violists to play in unison?

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Shoot 11 of them.


What's the definition of a minor second?

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Two second violinists reading off the same music.


What's the size difference between the violin and the viola?

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They're actually the same size, but the violin looks smaller because violinists' heads are so much bigger.
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r4p17
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Sat Jul 23, 2016 12:25 am
r4p17 says... · Sat Jul 23, 2016 12:25 am
*insert random quote here*
People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
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ChieTheWriter
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Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:00 am
ChieTheWriter says... · Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:00 am
So true r4.
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King




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SkyeWalker
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Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:14 am
SkyeWalker says... · Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:14 am
I'll just shoot myself over here

And my violin

;-; the only reason I play the violin is because we didn't have enough money to get me a viola
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ChieTheWriter
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Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:20 am
ChieTheWriter says... · Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:20 am
I want a violin mainly because I want to do fiddle type stuff.

Yeah, I'm a hick.
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King




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Kelpies
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Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:34 am
Kelpies says... · Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:34 am
I play things I want! I'm not part of Orchestra, I'm part of band. Same dynamic though, except our band is small so we don't have as much competition.
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cleverclogs
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Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:40 am
cleverclogs says... · Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:40 am
Band people scare me a bit, to be honest.

Violins scare me too. They're pretty cutthroat XD so much competition and resentment!
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Kelpies
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Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:46 am
Kelpies says... · Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:46 am
You'd be right to be afraid of our band, we're crazy. All of us. Except one of the flutes and she's not always around... However, we're friendly if you get to know us. Violins I don't know much about- but I hate the crowded Orchestra.
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cleverclogs
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Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:48 am
cleverclogs says... · Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:48 am
Our orchestra only has like 30 people haha

Now symphony orchestras are fun! That was my favorite ensemble at camp.
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