The Tavern [2]

Nate · 2015-08-15T02:10:54Z

Eight years. Had it really been eight years? Eight years of serving milk, soda, and root beer floats? Nate wondered this, and many other things, as he shoved the key into the front door to unlock The Tavern. Situated on a long forgotten road in a long forgotten land, The Tavern had never really been much. A resting place for weary travelers, the occasional meeting area for a small group, and once the convention center for Orcs who enjoyed roleplaying as humans. In all those years, of course, he had never fixed the shingles or the floorboards. The former still leaked and the latter still creaked. But the customers still came, and he recently signed a distribution deal with Turkey Hill, which served the finest milk. The door now unlocked, he picked himself up through it and turned on the lights. After a brief interval of opening the windows, he put up a sign reading "Open: Serving Soda, Milk, and Juice!" Fast forward another couple years... Out of nowhere, Nate exclaimed, "This was the most liked work in December 2010!" A weary bar patron looked up from his root beer float. "What is the Literary Spotlight?" Nate shook his head, clearing the confusion from his mind. "Huh?" "I thought we were playing Jeopardy." "No, and that would still be wrong."

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Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:08 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:08 pm

Great. You can try to mix the batter during the dance!

I will try to break the cookies.

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Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:12 pm

fatherfig says... · Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:12 pm

sounds wonderful!

[insert inspirational quote here]

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Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:14 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:14 pm

Indeed.

*Joyful music starts to play

*the monkeys start to dance around.

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Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:25 pm

Shady says... · Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:25 pm

*jumps in and begins learning the Monkei Shuffle*

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]

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Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:29 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:29 pm

*during the process of dance baking, David Hasselhoff appears and sings.

*during the process of dance sing baking, the complaint gorilla starts to be the DJ.

*Everybody is happy.

*confetti is flying around.

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Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:46 am

Phillauthet says... · Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:46 am

Did someone say brownie?

bleh?

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Tue Mar 01, 2022 12:54 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue Mar 01, 2022 12:54 pm

We will now make brownies!

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Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:59 pm

Phillauthet says... · Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:59 pm

Yay!

bleh?

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Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:01 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:01 pm

*I clap in my hands.

Monkeys, prepare everything we need. We will make brownies and you get some banana cookies!

*The monkeys start to dance around full of joy.

Let´s bake!

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Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:02 pm

Phillauthet says... · Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:02 pm

Wooooooooo!

bleh?