Come in! Come in! Sit down. Would you like a glass of tea? No? How about a biscuit? Oh, alright then.
Hello and welcome to The [Catchy Name] Reviewing Facility. I'm ClAckflip (not to be confused with CrackFlip, my evil twin) and I like to review, and you like to write. But sadly, no one seems to be paying attention to your piece! Fear not! This is the place you request for me to pay attention to your story.
Just fill out this contract and I'll be on my way, like Superman! (But first read through the do's and don'ts.
The Do's: -Sci Fi and Fantasy stories are always welcomed
-Mysteries
- Novel adoptions* (I'll read and review all your chapters)
And the other genre's that I forgot that aren't listed in the don'ts.
The Don'ts:
-Anything 18+ For obvious reasons.
- Poetry: I don't know what a stanza is and don't plan to.
- Fanfic: I'm not against fanfic, but I feel that it needs to be judged based on different factors than normal fiction.
-Songs: Again, I know nothing about writing this, I focus on prose.
-My maximum length is about 3,000 words. This is negotiable if you give a good reason.
THE CONTRACT(that isn't actually a contract)
Story Title: The Furry Unicorn Loves the T-Rex
Logline: The timeless classic about a Unicorn that fell madly in love with a T-Rex.
Length: 688 words
Any particular thing you want me to pay attention to? The characters. I don't know if they have strong enough chemistry.
(I should also mention I won't usually pay attention to your grammar. So throw your misspelled words and illogically placed semi-colons at me!)
And there you are. I'll get to it as soon as I can!
